IF FOUND DO NOT APPROACH THE CRAZY LADY WHO HAS CONTROL OVER THE DOG JUST CALL 911

Ok, So this segment I'm calling Foreseeable Future.
Last night during one of the longest weekends I've had in about 3 years. Brittany and i picked up her new dog from a friend of hers. And today she plans on taking the little pup to the dog park to play with the big boys.
well whenever Brittany goes to the dog park she is known as a dog stalker. Especially if a Corgi's within sight. now think about it. What does it take to be a dog stalker? Do you follow the dogs around more than there owners or do you bombard the owners with so many questions that they begin to think your going to dognap there beloved friend? Well in Brittanys case its both.
So what I foresee in the future is: after we show up to the dog park with the little pup who's name isn't set in Bone. We will begin to see worrisome dog owners thinking little Ms. Brittany snatched up someone else's dog, and claimed it for her own. Sooner or later we may even see pictures of her little dog as missing posters
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